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ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

(via unicornsfromplay-doh)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

(via gnarly)

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via unicornsfromplay-doh)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via fake-mermaid)

coolscar:

all new text post TONIGHT, at 8:30/7:30c

(via idkhumor)