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barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

(via ispysomethinglovely)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

(via long-lost-lovee)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via happiest)

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

(via policedog)

Timestamp: 1408757282

s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

(via policedog)

reconsiderates:

Following everyone back whos looking for a tumblr boyfriend

(Source: hemlockandash)

Timestamp: 1408380827

leodeservestheoscar:

If you want to ruin a song forever use it for your alarm

(via happiest)

otantik🌸 (at Alaçatı, Çeşme)

Timestamp: 1408288359

#unicornsaretheshit (at Alaçatı, Çeşme)

Timestamp: 1408288282

🌺 (at Alaçatı, Çeşme)

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan, via trust)